Label Introduction
BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS was started on the 20th December 2005.
Since then we have gone from strength to strength and are on the edge of buying out some other labels. The specifics aren't important right now.
As part of the deal they're pretending they're closing and then we'll just release their stuff. It's quite a good deal I think.
There's so much to tell you about BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS that I've decided to start with the fruition of the idea.
The Idea
The initiative for BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS came from an outside source. That source would become the first release on BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS. That source is Grinning Ape.
I was sat at my computer eating a tub of lard when an image appeared before my eyes. It was an image I will never forget. Words fail me in attempting to describe the picure before me. Instead I shall describe the lard I was eating.
It was disgusting
I contacted Grinning Ape with a view to releasing their music and from that BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS was born!
With 60 releases under our belt we can say we're a success
Picture!
Your loving label boss.
Have a little click, go on, it won't hurt!
Facts
Here are some facts:
• BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS has a revenue of £100,000 a week.
• Jesus himself is a strong supporter of BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS.
• There are Groupie auditions at BAM IN YOUR CUNT RECORDS HQ. To take part then turn up on a Thursday night at about 8pm (GMT).
• I am personally responsible for the lack of Alien Contact. I was visited by an Alien one day but I was busy cooking some Cheese on Toast. I told the Alien to fuck off and come back later as I was busy. Since then we've had no contact. I can only apologise for this.
• Ceri JC's purple trousers are safely locked in a vault. There was a popular notion some time ago that they were destroyed but rest assured they're safe.
The Super Secrets
Just putting something here which is of no consequence.
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